1. shrugging: rare fossil 

    shrugging:

    rare fossil 

    • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
    • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
    • me: i didn't even finish my order
    • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
    • me: what

  5. multipack:

    f is for friends who do stuff without you

  6. thebootywhisperer:

    people who don’t realize i’m a sarcastic little shit literally 300% of the time

  7. most-awkward-moments:

    “If the answer is false, explain why”

  8. jumpropejellyfish:

    omfg i’m dying this was actually on cnbc

  11. It’s called fashion, look it up.

    crrocs:

  12. kittymander:

    my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels

  14. browniehooves:

    I keep forgetting I have this gif of romney doing Gangnam style

About me

Heyy everyone! I'm lizzy, 16, loving life, my best friends, and amazing boyfriend <3 I follow back =D btw thanks for coming on my tumblr =)

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